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之前就想要寫下來了 但一直忘掉
突然想起來 趕快寫下來~
發生在我家老母老爸身上的笑話
I wanted to write this before but I always forgot to do it.
Today, I recalled the joke that happened in my parents.
電視上正播放著男生送女生花的畫面
母:別人真幸福 都有花可以收 你有送過我花嗎?
父:有阿(一副"你搞不清狀況阿"的表情)
母:??? 哪有~~~你送過我什麼花??(生氣的說)
父:(望向陽台)那裡的花(開花的九重葛還有旁邊一堆綠綠沒開花的植物)
都是去內湖花市替你付錢扛回來的阿~
母:.........(對啦...這也算一種花啦...)
The TV program was broadcasting a boy snet flowers to a girl.
mother:The girl is so lucky that she can receive flowers. Have you ever sent me flowers?
father:Of course. (Didn't you remember?)
mother:??? When?~~~When did you do that? (speaking angrily)
father:(looking toward the balcony) The flowers there.
(The Bougainvillea are blooming and the other plants htere.)
All of that were I bought and took it home for you from HeiHu Flowers Markted.
mother:.......(fine...it is also a kind of flowers...)


哈哈哈~~~笑死我了~~~~
人家都是送玫瑰百合什麼的
只有我們家是送九重葛啦~~~~
HAaaaaaaaa~~~~It was so funny~
People usually send roses or lilies or something else but in my family, my father sent Bougainvillea.....